Struggle

you don't know real struggle

until you experience slow internet.

-_-"

I was trying to watch God of Egypt online.
it's a two hour movie.
I started at around 9pm and by 1:51am later, the movie is still not finish.





SERIOUSLY!

I can't really enjoy the movie with all the pausing and waiting.

I finally understand why this movie didn't 'air' in Brunei. 
also, the 'Beast' kurang labih usulnya dengan usul Sea of Monster from Percy Jackson.
the story was supposed to be the beginning of Egypt before the Pharoahs, so the story-line was interesting. 
I know the Egypt was considered awesome engineers but dalam this movie, the graphics were, mcm, telampau 'forward'. almost futuristic even. Still awesome plang. 

but like I said, I wasn't enjoying the movie much, so, A for effort.

and thank you internet for being the awesome-est.
a two hour movie became a five hour movie. 
fantastic.

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Girl Power

Hello 
before we proceed with our main topic,
some other 'net' topics worth mentioning;

1. First of May most posted:

"It's gonna be May"

2. Fourth of May most posted:

"May the Fourth be with you"

it's 5th of May now and I know, 'ko terlambat roy~' ^o^

oh well < (^^,) >

So today's choice of topic is 
(wait for it) 
Meghan Trainor.

our power lady is well known for her All About That Bass single.
a song that talks about how it's ok if you have flabby skins on you. you shouldn't be sad about it. not all men love skinny bitches, stick figure barbie doll. and it's ok to tell him to 'move along' if your 'big' size is not his type.
in Brunei my size is kinda normal but the baju yg kena sale here are always Japanese-size small. even the one yg ckp 'free size' is actualy just meant 'free size for all the small-size body'.
for a girl who is not a 'size 2' like myself, this song is like a therapy.

her next song yg I'm attracted to is Lips Are Movin
I don't know what this song really means. Maybe it means she knows his a playa and she was cautious about everything that he said to her.
this song reminds me of a certain 'org gila' who broke my heart and make the skeptic that I am today towards sweet-talker guy.

next song: Dear Future Husband.
this song is like a letter to the future husband listing down things on what he should do, what he should know about the future wife, and how the things that she wants are pretty simple.
this song makes me realize that it's ok to demand things from your future husband. I think what caught into liking this song is that part when she sang 'I never learn to cook'  ^o^
hahaha 
if a guy is allowed to list down what his 'ideal' wife should be like, than a lady can do it too.

the last and final song about this power lady; NO



the songs talk about getting a man is not a priority and it's ok to say NO.
Know what you want, when you want it and when you don't.


Now, after elaborating the meaning of selected songs of Ms Trainor,
I'm going to talk about why this particular topic is made today.

a local radio DJ was introducing this song when it made to his Top20 chart one weekend.
He was introducing her song alright but towards the end, he was talking shit.
He said something about Trainor being an 'attention seeker' with her choice of words in her lyrics even from her previous top hit songs. 
So, I'm guessing, he's not too happy when Trainor:
1. dissing skinny people, 2. dissing a playa not being faithful, 3. demanding too much out of her future husband.
hmmm...
You know I over think on a lot of things and you bet I have something to say about this DJ.
He's probably the kind who is against women being in control, who know what they want, and not afraid to speak up their mind. 
Ok, maybe 'against' is a strong word but the way he said it during that time, he made it sound like what Trainor said in her song is wrong.
So, what? Trainor should be like the rest of the other female singer yg sang about being submissive towards men? is that it?
my goodness, what era is he in? 
if this is not what he meant then he's the one yg attention seeking on air. 
or maybe I'm just pissed at how very nonconstructive his criticism was. I just taught being a DJ, you're supposed to be neutral or something that even when you're about to judge people, you need to be constructive with your words. tsk
I used to love his show (coz it plays all the latest songs mostly) but becoz of his stupid comment, I don't even like it when I heard his voice doing an 'iklan'

damn!
I'm not even a fanatic of Meghan Trainor to be making such long post.
I just love her songs.

do your homework before you go to work, man! don't just sprout hateful things like that. seriously. 
there's a different between attention seeking and inspirational.

Meghan Trainor is inspirational.

and you, mister DJ, you're the kind of person she made the song about.

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Misleading

this had been in my 'blog post related' folder for quite sometimes.

since I'm so good at procastinating kan, when I saw it today, I decided I just post it right away.

it's a picture I took off from our local newspaper.

it says; New Story from JK Rowling.

how deceiving.

it's not even a story. it's just a a section in the Daily Prophet (a Harry Potter world's newspaper). and everybody who's anybody (yg minat/obsess kan Harry Potter ani) would know yg it's not a new story. It's just AN UPDATE of what is going on with Harry Potter's life 'right now'. 
and Pottermore (as in Potter More) is still about Harry Potter. an upgraded version of the books with far more info that was not mentioned in the book or movie. Point is, ladies and gentleman, it's still about Harry Potter.

maybe this people (who buat news article in the local paper) should 'study' more before they posted anything. and this isn't the first time they made a title that is wrong or misleading either. (one of the reason why aku malas kan baca newspaper these days but I had to coz kata Will Smith, 'You've got to know').

hahaha kadang2, aku rasa I got all heat up over trivia things like this is because this "trivia" things had been half of my life and I feel so insulted when people conveyed it wrong. #ThatsHowIRoll #LOL

a/n: Potterhead for life!

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Something So Random Part 3 (Final)

this last one is so horrible that I almost deleted it.
But since I promise you'll be posting two more of this random shiz, tada! here it is.
these questions was from Ms. dubumints herself.
I wonder if this was pure fun or she made up for a living or something.
it's so gooey.
Like, wth gurl?!

but it's for the fun of things. I'll answer it for that sake alone.

Enjoy. (or cringe)
[the one bold/large is my answer. the one in italic is ms. dubumints A/N]

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1.  Your bias is super thirsty, what would you make him drink to quench his thirst:

a. shampoo (at least it wont kill him. i think)

b. boiling water

c. poison.

2. Your bias is getting tortured! What scene is before you?

a. your bias getting his nails and teeth (without anesthesia!) pulled out.

b. your bias' bones being broken one by one.

c. your bias being skinned alive (at least you can 'jait' them together again. I hope.)

3. Would you rather:

a. stop your bias from being an idol (or anything in the entertainment field)

or

b. send your bias to military training forever

4. if you could be a thing that's used by your bias, what would you be?

a. his deodorant

b. his socks (Onew wears socks all the time so..it's good to know he'll be wearing me often LOL. gawd I hate socks!)

c. his cotton buds

5. You and your bias are starring in a film! What would the film be?

a. Human Centipede

b. Red Room

c. House of Wax

Were the questions too much? Okay, let me lighten it up a little.

6. Your bias finally tells you he's in love! So whom is his heart beating for?

a. your bestfriend

b. your sister

c. your number one enemy (so i don't have to kill those who are dear to me Hashtag ifthesituationcallsforkillingthatis)

7. You were given a chance to control your bias' fate. What would you give him:

a. non-stop sasaeng fans (at least they'll still be topping the charts and have a non crappy company that can take care of its artists)

b. songs that will never place in any music charts

c. a very crappy company that can't take care of its artists.

8. Your bias is stuck in a desolate island. What would you give him to help him survive?

a. earphones

b. cottons

c. comb (0_o)

9. What would you prefer?

a. ALL your favorite Kpop groups doing a concert JUST for you, but you can never HEAR a thing.

b. Your bias hugging you forever but you can't FEEL a thing.

c. Your bias group by your side (as in your house, your bed, etc.), but you can't SEE them.

10. What eccentric attitude would your bias have?

a. He's/She is a racist. (He can't be much worst than I am Hashtag LOLingForever)

b. He/She is a klepto.

c. He/She is cruel to animals.

LAST QUESTION! Before you guys go off to murder me for giving you such horrible questions and choices, let me save myself now! XD

11. Your bias finally tells you he/she loves you. What would be your response:

a. I'm sorry, I'm married and I have three beautiful children. (Coz let's face it. nothing is EVER gona happen between us)

b. I'm in love too...with your bandmate, that is.

c. I don't feel the same way; and I never will.

HA! I spent thirty minutes thinking of heart-squelching questions. ROFL.

Don't get mad! I made it really easy! I mean, it's multiple choice! You don't even need to explain anything! Pfft. Keke

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I decided to just give a lil of my thoughts of why I chose my answer. 

Now, I'm wondering whether she is right in the head. she got that 'why so serious' thing going on with these questions.

it was nice though, me feeling like I killed Onew in the process of answering these questions. every other people's questions must be about how much you love your idol, this and that. this is definitely refreshing. 

you wana give it a try?

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