The Little Mermaid 2018
(Distributed by Netflix)
Kerana mu, William Moseley. in case you didn't know, his Peter from Narnia.
Hi again guys. another movie review. coz it's been a while. 😊
Like the previous post, I tried to be open minded when watching this but I guess it wasn't open enough to accept the dialogues. Like, WHO WROTE THIS?!
Here's what wrote on a piece of paper (so that I have something better to do than to cringe the entire time):
- Siapakah yg membuat dialogue ani? Either pelakon nya inda pandai belakun OR the dialogue is just ..not good.
- The Storyline was, once again, weak. I enjoyed their version of The Little Mermaid legend. I really do. but that was about the only thing I like after William.
- I was disappointed with the graphic/CGI thing. Remember, this movie was made in 2018, not 1998. dammm daniell..
- *ok this line is super harsh but I have to include it* The 'green-screen' was baddd! I duno man. its so stupid. watching this make me stupid. LOL macam menyasal ku meliat.
- Kerana mu, William Moseley.
- Writing this 11:59 to finish. The 'soft' almost 'ASMR' speaking tone thing. THEY MADE IT A THING. then suddenly, SOMEONE BOOM THEIR TONE. apakannnnnn
- This is so embarassing. what even is this storyline. macam inda ku pecaya yg this movie was made with 5million budget.
- The ending kinda, lame but less disappointing.
- "ok, that was not the ending"
- "This is the ending and its lame as fuck"
I am never watching a Netflix movie ever again.
I'm not even gonna try and rate this movie.
bye.
Kidding.
Ok, I'm sure they are all good actors but why was it lay out like that? why is it so bad? whyyyyyy
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Secret Obsession
(a Netflix Original)
obviously, I'm only interested to watch thanks to Brenda Song. aka London Tipton.
From the moment the movie started, I already felt, uninterested. LOL I don't know. Maybe I was already super annoyed with the world when I decided to give this movie a go. or maybe it's just CinemaSins. 🤣
Here's what I wrote:
- the most unrealistic scenario of a movie ever.
- for one you already know who the bad guy is.
- The 'plot-twist' was mediocre.
- Sigh - maybe i watched too much crime documentaries but come on now. That was basic criminology 101! (Spoiler Alert!!) The detective only began covering his mouth/nose and screwing up his face when he was like 10 feet away from a week old dead bodies. BODIES! A WEEK! he should've been gagging the moment he stepped on the curb side. fyi, the dead bodies were in the bedroom. The camera even showed a decaying human bodies! arghhhhhhhhh
- Another one; for maybe about the same time, another body was kept in a trunk of a car. *heavy sigh* again, that one person only screwing his face when he opened the trunk from outside. BUT WAIT! there was a person hiding at the back seat of that car. which is obviously closer to the trunk, no? BUT she didn't even smell shit?! AKUSMI?!
- There was ONE particular character yg I don't know why was given the time of day but nothing came out of it other than to become a false suspect. I understand their need to make his character exist BUT my problem is WHY HIS DIALOGUE MISLEADING?! (again, SPOILER ALERT!) He was acting like he was the scandal or something. Very suspicious. but his character was just killed off? what??
- Oh the detective back-story connection with the present-story was weak. Like, mesti kah?
- Ending was 'nyeh'
- CinemaSins - I'm blaming you for making me this annoyed with a movie.
D for effort?
am I going to recommend this movie to you? God, no.
. . .
I, of course, would like to thank God for showing me the truth.
Some people just can't take a hint.
Some may say that I'm being picky
and
I say to them, my instinct is never wrong.
If people ever wonder why I'm still single,
they should ask why this kind of people exist.
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