IF SHINee...

annyeong~

I know i kept on saying I'm going to post some lyrics up on the next calender date, but i guess that'll juz have to wait. eheh

because, I have something better to post (or so I thought). this is TOTALLY fangirling moment. So, if you think you can't handle it, might as well leave now. xD

So, i saw this on my FB fren's notes. who was tagged from another of her FB frens. I like it so much that am gona copy n paste it here. I wanted the person to tagged me too, but she said, i need to add her as fren first. I was too egoistic to do so thus this post is created. HAHAH! oh well..

So, here it goes. What If one of the SHINee member become your boyfriend? (or something. but it sounded catu lah the title..xP). n this note is credited properly at the end. ;D



1. When you suddenly talk in a nasal voice.

* Onew - Surprised, so he just stares and smiles

* Jonghyun - Stares for a while, and then grins all of a sudden

* Kibum - Imitates you and laughs

* Minho - Gets rid of his flaming charisma and just smiles at you

* Taemin - Says “Hehe.. Nuna you’re funny…” and laughs

2. When you ask them to entertain you because you’re bored.

* Onew - Says he’ll go shopping with you

* Jonghyun - Brings his mp3 over, listens to it with you and falls asleep while listening

* Kibum - Tickles you and plays with you

* Minho - Silently brings two Nintendo DS and plays with you

* Taemin - Says he’ll take you to a PC room or an arcade

3. When some thugs gang up on you

* Onew - Pushes you away and gets beat up in your place

* Jonghyun - Runs over and beats them up for you

* Kibum - Calls all the sunbae he knows

* Minho - Shoots his flaming charisma on them so they run away

* Taemin - Calls the police

4. When he goes to the army

* Onew - Tells you that you’re forbidden to look at any other guys until he comes back

* Jonghyun - Says “This oppa will come back much cooler”

* Kibum - Chatters on and on for the last time

* Minho - Says one thing. “I’ll come back…”

* Taemin - Says “You trust me right? I’ll be back soon.”

5. When he’s back from the army

* Onew - Suddenly comes up behind you, hugs you and says “Did you wait long?”

* Jonghyun - Hugs you, tells you he missed you and also says “How am I? Isn’t oppa cooler?”

* Kibum - Smiles widely and says “Did you wait a long time?”

* Minho - Gets rid of his flaming charisma, smiles and hugs you while saying “I missed you”

* Taemin - Flies over and hugs you and says “I’m finally back!”

6. When you confess your love to him

* Onew - Listens quietly and then hugs you

* Jonghyun - Confesses together with you

* Kibum - Thanks you and gives you a present

* Minho - Takes you somewhere else and confesses his love.

* Taemin - Says he’s going to confess, too

7. When you’re crying in front of your house

* Onew - Holds you and comforts you

* Jonghyun - Comforts you, and then watches you go into the house

* Kibum - Takes you to his house and comforts you there

* Minho - Hugs you until you stop crying

* Taemin - Stays still and then cautiously talks to you

8. When you doze off on the bus

* Onew - Falls asleep first and leans on you

* Jonghyun - Falls asleep together with you, wakes up suddenly and puts his jacket over you

* Kibum - Watches you quietly

* Minho - Sits you on his lap

* Taemin - Wakes you up and tells you to sleep at home

9. After your date, when you go home

* Onew - Asks “Do you want me to take you home?”

* Jonghyun - Says “Let’s go” and nothing else and takes you home

* Kibum - Says “Is your house big? Did you clean your room?” and nags you all the way until your house

* Minho - Says nothing and takes you home

* Taemin - Says “Nuna, I’m scared! I’ll call you so go home by yourself!” and goes home by himself

10. When you say you’re cold

* Onew - Takes his coat off for you

* Jonghyun - Buys you a windbreaker

* Kibum - Takes you into a warm coffee shop and buys you coffee

* Minho - Puts his coat around both of you

* Taemin - Says he’s cold and asks you to take off your coat for him

11. When you say you’re exhausted

* Onew - Asks you if you’re okay and pats your back

* Jonghyun - Tells you to cry if you’re exhausted

* Kibum - Asks what happened

* Minho - Holds you

* Taemin - Suddenly turns into Power Taemin and holds you tightly

12. When you’re walking together

* Onew - Holds your hand tightly

* Jonghyun - Says “You’re really pretty from the side…” and keeps staring at you

* Kibum - Keeps chattering

* Minho - Stares at you with his flaming charisma

* Taemin - Acts cute and talks with you

13. When you say there’s something in your eye

* Onew - Blows on your eye

* Jonghyun - Says “Stop joking” but blows on your eye anyway

* Kibum - Hits the back of your head until you cry

* Minho - Melts the dust with his flaming charisma

* Taemin - Says “I think there’s something in my eye too~” and has you blow on his eye

14. When SHINee comes over when you’re coming out of school

* Onew - Asks if you’re hungry and buys you food

* Jonghyun - Suddenly holds your hand and walks together

* Kibum - Packs lunch for you and feeds you

* Minho - Shoots flaming charisma while he walks over

* Taemin - Holds your hand and says “did you miss oppa?”

15. When you say you want this and that

* Onew - Buys for you without hesitation

* Jonghyun - Says “No! I don’t have money~” and buys something slightly cheaper

* Kibum - Says “Save money!” but buys it the next day and leaves it front of your house

* Minho - Glares at you with his flaming charisma

* Taemin - Says “Oppa doesn’t have money~” and begs you to buy it for him

16. When you ignore all his calls and texts for a day

* Onew - Has texted you 50 times and called you 50 times

* Jonghyun - Has texted you 20 times and called you 60 times and then ran over to your house

* Kibum - Has texted you 3 times, called you 20 times and ran over to your house

* Minho - Has texted you 20 times, called you 100 times and then consistently asks you the next day what you did the day before

* Taemin - Has texted you 2 times, called you 3 times and then comes over and cries, asking why you ignored him

17. When you cry

* Onew - Holds you and comforts you

* Jonghyun - Suddenly becomes serious, pats your back and says, “Don’t cry…”

* Kibum - Says “Aigoo, my baby, don’t cry”

* Minho - Says scarily, “Who made you cry”

* Taemin - Cries with you, saying, “Nuna, why are you crying?”

18. When you’re laughing crazily because of something really funny

* Onew - Shocked, says “Ba..baby…”

* Jonghyun - Laughs crazily AT you

* Kibum - Scolds you, saying, “A girl shouldn’t laugh like that”

* Minho - Says nothing and makes you feel awkward

* Taemin - Laughs crazily WITH you

19. When you gift him with a sweater you’ve made yourself

* Onew - Extremely touched, says “Wow… Baby, thanks…”

* Jonghyun - Complains that it looks weird, but wears it extremely often

* Kibum - Confused, says, “Huh, I never taught you stuff like this”

* Minho - Only says “thanks”

* Taemin - Acts cute to show his gratitude

20. When you kiss him on the cheek

* Onew - Blushes brightly but kisses you

* Jonghyun - Says, “You started it” and kisses you deeply

* Kibum - Gets shocked and says, “Oh my god, what’re you doing”

* Minho - Clears his throat and makes the situation awkward

* Taemin - Sprouts nosebleed

21. When you’re with him at a swimming pool in a bikini and guys stare at you

* Onew - Puts a towel over you silently

* Jonghyun - Curses everyone out silently

* Kibum - Starts scolding you, “What were you thinking?!”

* Minho - Scares everyone with his flaming charisma so no one can stare.

* Taemin - Says “Nuna, I don’t like sexy women” and makes you go change

22. When you call suddenly really late at night

* Onew - Woke up because of your call and is sleepy, but says he wasn’t sleeping and stays on the phone with you

* Jonghyun - Says “who told you to call this late” but sings you a sweet lullaby

* Kibum - Nags you about waking up because of you, but all of a sudden you realize he’s been talking more than you have

* Minho - Worries about you because you aren’t asleep yet

* Taemin - Is very honest and tells you he’s sleepy and is going to go to sleep

23. During the finals week, when you’ve studied at school until really late and call him to take you home

* Onew - Asks you where you are, runs over as fast as he can and brings hot cocoa with him

* Jonghyun - Tells you that he’s too tired and it’s too much work, so you’re walking home alone upset, but suddenly appears and wraps his arm around you to surprise you

* Kibum - Says “Since when do you study?” but also says “Don’t go anywhere”

* Minho - Before you call him, he calls you to ask if you want to get picked up

* Taemin - Comes over in his mom’s car to give you a ride

24. When you show up wearing a really short skirt

* Onew - Clears his throat because he doesn’t know where to keep his gaze

* Jonghyun - Says “Sheesh… I don’t know what to do with you..” and takes off his jacket to tie it around your front and walks closely behind you

* Kibum - Hits you and says he won’t hang out with you if you dress like this again

* Minho - Doesn’t say anything, but every time a guy stares at you glares at them with his flaming charisma

* Taemin - Very honestly says, “Wow, your legs are really pretty, nuna”

25. When you’re in pain in because of really high heels

* Onew - Suddenly takes you to a bench, sits you down and gives you a foot massage

* Jonghyun - Goes into a store, buys a pair of cheap slippers for himself and gives you his sneakers

* Kibum - Nags you about it, suddenly gives you a piggy back ride, but doesn’t stop nagging

* Minho - Stares at you for a while with his flaming charisma, then kneels down and tells you “Get on”

* Taemin - Doesn’t know what to do because you’re hurting

26. When you say, “Let’s break up”

* Onew - Says nothing except “Good bye” and then when you turn your back smiles sadly and cries

* Jonghyun - Says “Let me hold you for the last time” and then lets you go, but cries his eyes out when you’re gone

* Kibum - Suddenly stops joking around and asks you if you’re joking and says he won’t let you go

* Minho - Stares at you, and when you turn around takes your arm and tells you not to go

* Taemin - Whines, asks why and says no like a child

27. After you’ve broken up

* Onew - Makes sure you don’t know, but visits the front of your house and stares at your window

* Jonghyun - Calls you when he’s drunk and cries his heart out

* Kibum - Texts you things like “You really aren’t going to see me?” “I miss you” “I can’t let you go”

* Minho - Calls anonymously and hangs up after he hears your voice

* Taemin - Cries because he doesn’t know what to do after the first person that he fell in love with dumped him

cr: SHINeee.net