Something So Random Part 3 (Final)

this last one is so horrible that I almost deleted it.
But since I promise you'll be posting two more of this random shiz, tada! here it is.
these questions was from Ms. dubumints herself.
I wonder if this was pure fun or she made up for a living or something.
it's so gooey.
Like, wth gurl?!

but it's for the fun of things. I'll answer it for that sake alone.

Enjoy. (or cringe)
[the one bold/large is my answer. the one in italic is ms. dubumints A/N]

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1.  Your bias is super thirsty, what would you make him drink to quench his thirst:

a. shampoo (at least it wont kill him. i think)

b. boiling water

c. poison.

2. Your bias is getting tortured! What scene is before you?

a. your bias getting his nails and teeth (without anesthesia!) pulled out.

b. your bias' bones being broken one by one.

c. your bias being skinned alive (at least you can 'jait' them together again. I hope.)

3. Would you rather:

a. stop your bias from being an idol (or anything in the entertainment field)

or

b. send your bias to military training forever

4. if you could be a thing that's used by your bias, what would you be?

a. his deodorant

b. his socks (Onew wears socks all the time so..it's good to know he'll be wearing me often LOL. gawd I hate socks!)

c. his cotton buds

5. You and your bias are starring in a film! What would the film be?

a. Human Centipede

b. Red Room

c. House of Wax

Were the questions too much? Okay, let me lighten it up a little.

6. Your bias finally tells you he's in love! So whom is his heart beating for?

a. your bestfriend

b. your sister

c. your number one enemy (so i don't have to kill those who are dear to me Hashtag ifthesituationcallsforkillingthatis)

7. You were given a chance to control your bias' fate. What would you give him:

a. non-stop sasaeng fans (at least they'll still be topping the charts and have a non crappy company that can take care of its artists)

b. songs that will never place in any music charts

c. a very crappy company that can't take care of its artists.

8. Your bias is stuck in a desolate island. What would you give him to help him survive?

a. earphones

b. cottons

c. comb (0_o)

9. What would you prefer?

a. ALL your favorite Kpop groups doing a concert JUST for you, but you can never HEAR a thing.

b. Your bias hugging you forever but you can't FEEL a thing.

c. Your bias group by your side (as in your house, your bed, etc.), but you can't SEE them.

10. What eccentric attitude would your bias have?

a. He's/She is a racist. (He can't be much worst than I am Hashtag LOLingForever)

b. He/She is a klepto.

c. He/She is cruel to animals.

LAST QUESTION! Before you guys go off to murder me for giving you such horrible questions and choices, let me save myself now! XD

11. Your bias finally tells you he/she loves you. What would be your response:

a. I'm sorry, I'm married and I have three beautiful children. (Coz let's face it. nothing is EVER gona happen between us)

b. I'm in love too...with your bandmate, that is.

c. I don't feel the same way; and I never will.

HA! I spent thirty minutes thinking of heart-squelching questions. ROFL.

Don't get mad! I made it really easy! I mean, it's multiple choice! You don't even need to explain anything! Pfft. Keke

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I decided to just give a lil of my thoughts of why I chose my answer. 

Now, I'm wondering whether she is right in the head. she got that 'why so serious' thing going on with these questions.

it was nice though, me feeling like I killed Onew in the process of answering these questions. every other people's questions must be about how much you love your idol, this and that. this is definitely refreshing. 

you wana give it a try?

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